blamscuits:

do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was

(via cost-to-be-lost)

fresher-than-a-motherfucka:

“Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you’re like ‘Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut’. But if it’s like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you pack up and leave.”

(via fuckyeahloldemort)